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» The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About PETA

Laura saw this great piece on the Hairpin (she totes hearts the Hairpin) and I have to say, it’s kind of perfect. People! Always saying the same stuff! Oh, you wacky same-stuff-saying people.

Here is my favorite string:

28. Read “Diet for a Small Planet” and “Eating Animals” and “Animal Liberation”!

29. Peter Singer is ableist and hates babies.

30. What about the fetuses? What’s the difference between infanticide and abortion?

31. SHUT UP, 28!

32. I prefer Michael Pollan. Clearly you have never heard “Eat food, not too much, mostly kale.”

33. Pollan is loaded with rich privilege and is a total jag. I live on top of one bodega and under a second bodega and can eat only Fritos.

34. All vegans are rich.

35. INDIA! And we can feed the world with not-eating meat!

36. Meat eaters are fat.

37. SO MANY FAT VEGANS.