Hey super-activist! How about a job at Change.org! »
What would you think about being the director of organizing for animal protection? You’ll have to “craft and execut[e] rapid-response campaigns” as you “oversee [Change.org’s] animal advocacy and organizing efforts across U.S. and the globe.” Sounds like something you can do? They’re taking resumes now!
Work at Native Foods! In San Francisco! THAT’S RIGHT NATIVE FOODS IS COMING TO SF! »
The amaaaaaazing southern California vegan chain, Native Foods, is coming to SF, and they want to hire you! In your face, Depression 2.0! I mean, at least a little bit, they can’t hire all your funemployed asses.
Man, I love Native Foods so much, and if you don’t already, you will soon love it, too. Could you even read that sentence? Moving on! It’s Herbivore (hey! it’s one of the first ever Vegansaurus reviews! A classic, if you will AND YOU WILL) taken to the next level. Chicken Run Ranch Burger, would you mind if I hollered at you?
*You know, a quality one. JOKE I KNOW I AM SO LUCKY TO HAVE HERBIVORE I SHOULD BE THANKFUL.