The Awl exposes the shocking truth about “OMG Cat” and other “adorable” YouTube cat images: “So, when you think about it, people being dead silent in their cat videos, knowing the audience hates when human intent meddles in their cute kittens… Combined with the fact that we DON’T CARE that the cats are sick or dead… It really says a lot about the patrons of this art. We don’t care about the cats themselves, or the people bringing us the cat pictures or videos. We just care about the ‘OMG cuuuuuute’ chemical reaction we get out of it. It’s pornography.”
Ugh, you guys. What a way to start the morning. I feel sick and guilty and terrible.
∞ posted at 09:22 by time-for-naps
Time to set the record straight: the rumor of Stella McCartney and Morrissey teaming up on a new shoe line turned out to be lies, all lies, even though it was confirmed at the time by the Daily Mail. Which is all another way of saying, never believe anything printed by a UK tabloid. I would have killed for a men’s line from Stella, and I would have gone gay for Morrissey, but now neither is in the cards. Take that, jerks.
∞ posted at 08:03 by stevesimitzis