Good Housekeeping’s vegan cookbook has ARRIVED! »
Remember how excited we were? Well, NOTHING HAS CHANGED. Except that it’s here and you can order it! Now, go forward and get it for every grandma, grandaunt, great dame, great great grandma, and great grandcousin in your life TODAY. Point is, they should be old. Actually, I’m interested in cooking out of it because I’m dying to make a vegan Broiled Steak with Parsley Butter and serve it in a Jello mold. BAM!
Remember when we were all OMG GOOD HOUSEKEEPING IS MAKING A VEGAN COOKBOOK WHAT?! and you were all STFU and we were all YOU STFU and then we hugged and jumped up and down and hugged some more? Well, that shit is available for pre-order! This is crazy exciting, let’s buy four copies each and show those whackadoo old tricks what’s for!
Dude, Good motherfucking Housekeeping is releasing a VEGAN COOKBOOK!?!?!! »
I repeat, GOOD HOUSEKEEPING IS RELEASING A VEGAN COOKBOOK. Like, with vegan recipes in it. No, Dear Readers, your eyes do not deceive you and this ain’t no April Fools joke (we’re not that clever and it’s totally November GET A JOB SO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT MONTH IT IS AGAIN*).
I don’t know, it’s either the apocalypse or pigs or flying or a baseball team from the Bay Area won The World Series or SOMETHING because that shit is carazay. Thanks, Little Old White Ladies of Good Housekeeping for bringing vegan food to the masses; really, we can’t thank you enough. Also, will you PLEASE have recipes for shit like vegan ambrosia salad and vegan Jell-O mold cakes and all that crazy shit you wacky broads love? Because I hella want to eat all of that. Please send us a review copy, please.
*Actually, fuck that, stay unemployed for as long as your hot freeloading ass can handle it. When I’m fired from everything, I will lay in bed all day long eating bon bons and watching Eastbound and Down (check out my Kenny Powers pumpkin!) and Boardwalk Empire and Law & Order: SVU (the grossest and most enGROSSing L&O) [Ed.: OMG girl Sons of Anarchy!] and every show ever until I die, the end.