These cute vegan boots are on Groupon today! Good looking out, Kate K. I’ve never really been into combat boots but these I think I could get down with. I like the folded down thing.
Bay Area: Souley Vegan deal on Groupon! »
Get this Groupon for a sweet vegan bag! »
Social couponing: It is a real epidemic affecting our children! And also me! But at least it’s cheapish, and when it’s explicitly vegan, all the better — raising awareness and shit.
So PEEP IT: Sacs of Life (teehee, “sacs,” also, hi, I’m five years old) is offering this Groupon deal for a $19 (usually pushing $70!) cross-body bag/tote thing, your choice of four different colors. It’s kind of a weird shape, but I dunno, I like it? I got the olive one and I’m gonna wear it every day on my bike so I quit dirtying up my nice yellow Melie Blanco.
Better yet, this deal is ONLINE, SUCKAS, so there’s no location-based excuse for you not to buy it. And I saved the best for last: IT COMES WITH A GOD-DAMNED TOTE, Y’ALL. Use it for your groceries and shit.
There are only two days and some change left to buy it, so do it to it, bag lovers, before I buy all of them and keep them all to myself and rule the Sacs of Life universe forever and ever, muahahahahaaaa. Do you guys think I have a conquering fetish? JUST WONDERING.
Groupon’s now offering $7 for $15 worth of handmade vegan marshmallows and treats from Sweet & Sara. There’s a limited quantity of Groupons available, too, so you better get on it! You can either pick them up from their store in Queens or have them shipped directly to your ass via your mouth.
YOU GUYS. This means S’MORES! And STRAWBERRY MARSHMALLOWS! and ROCKY ROAD BARK! and VEGAN RICE KRISPY TREATS! and SO MUCH MORE!
Groupon’s $15 for $30 worth of food (and drinks!) at the V SPOT in NYC! »
Get your groupon for V Spot, NYC-ers! V Spot is totally in Park Slope—strollerland!—just like me! So I’m saying, you should take me with you! We can go on a Vegansaurus date! And I’ll write all about you! No, wait, come back! It’ll be fun!
Groupon’s $12 for $25 worth of food at SOULEY VEGAN! »
OH HELL YEAH! Get this groupon RIGHT NOW and you can eat at the most delicious place on earth, which happens to be in Oakland just a few blocks from Bart (and my apartment, COINCIDENCE?). You can get dinner! Or brunch! OR THE BEST BURGER EVER, THE TOASTY CRISPY! Girl, it is fried tofu on top of BBQ tofu topped with their house-made garlic sauce and OMG GIRL, it will BLOW YOUR MIND ONE MORE TIME IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD. Ever since I started eating Toasty Crispy a week, my outlook on life has improved 100 percent, along with my ideal weight. It’s alllll good!
Further, Souley Vegan is serving BEER and WINE now so DO IT.
Half Off at Ananada Fuara & The Front Porch! »
First, Groupon has $14 worth of Ananada Fuara goodness for only $7! And you can buy up to three! That’s a lot of nut loaf!
Next, SF Gate Deals has a coupon for $10 for $20 worth of eats and drinks at The Front Porch! If you’ve never had their french fries or the vegan plate or one of their amazing cocktails made with Lillet and Bundaberg Ginger Beer OR OMG THEIR SANGRIA, NOW IS THE TIME!
You gotta buy these today because they will be gone tomorrow and you’ll be very sad. I bought the max on both (3) and so if you’re eating at either soon, holler at this attractive face!
Spekuloos Spread is COMING TO AMERICA ALL RIGHT! »
Actually, it’s already here! If you haven’t previously indulged, it’s basically a concoction of crushed-up cookies and magic. You spread it on everything and it makes it better! Including OTHER COOKIES. Melisser is obsessed with the stuff and turned us onto it, and we’ve been nuts about it since. Before, it was only available in Europe but now you can eat this shit on everything in the U S of A! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
Order a bunch and eat cookies topped with cookies TODAY!