Dear Mom is on the corner of 16th and Harrison streets in the Mission, and the hot ladies of Hella Vegan Eats will be there serving you love on a plate from 5 to 10 p.m. Be there or be hungry and sad!
Hella Vegan Eats Valentine’s Day Pop-Up! »
Hella Vegan Eats (our favorite!) is channeling Peggy Bundy and bringing a very sexy Valentine’s Day menu to Dear Mom in SF! They’re serving from 5-11pm, so go and eat everything, you might get laid! So sexy!
Dear Mom is at 2700 16th St., just on the corner of Harrison Street and a mere five blocks from 16th Street BART. Hella Vegan Eats are wonderful ladies who make delightful, delicious, surprising food. Take refuge from the shivery winter night with Hella Vegan Eats’ super-spicy salsas and a cold drink at Dear Mom! Woo!
Hella Vegan Eats is having a Halloween pop-up on Monday! »
BOO! It’s a VERY SPOOKY Halloween Pop-up tomorrow (Mon., Oct 22) from Hella Vegan Eats at Dear Mom in San Francisco! What’s gonna be spooky is the amount of chow we are going to grub at this event, okay!? All the details on the flyers, let’s eat!
Hella Vegan Eats in SF TONIGHT! »
Hella Vegan Eats pop-ups this Saturday in S.F. and also, help them start a food truck! »
We love Hella Vegan Eats a lot. Like, tons and tons. All the love! And anyone who enjoys super delicious food feels the same way and that’s a fact! So, we’re psyched to see the menus for their pop-up brunch and dinner this Saturday at Dear Mom in the Mission! Hooray, let’s go:
As anyone with one or two eyes can see, these menus are filled with insanely delicious sounding food so you better bust your butt over there and eat it all! And also, donate to Hella Vegan Eats Indiegogo campaign because we so sososososoooo want them to be successful and serve us mean dean doughnut burger supremes forever! Seriously, if we don’t support this amazing ladies-owned vegan business and they don’t get off the ground then the republicans have already won and we should all just donate our brains and vaginas to science* because honey, trust me, you will not want them in this new scary world. Support them if you don’t want to face a United States that’s basically the set of the alternate present in Back to the Future 2. You know what I’m talking about! Marty’s mom is an alcoholic hooker married to Biff who is the president of the world and biker gangs shoot grandmas in the street and there’s no longer a sun and Crispin Glover is dead or becomes a club kid or something. Point is, that’s our future if we don’t support Hella Vegan Eats. Do it. To it.
*while it still exists. hang in there, science!!!
SF! Hella Vegan Pop-Up Dinner at Dear Mom this Saturday!! »
All the details are on the flyer above so just, go!! Just show up and get ready to eat all the festive vegan food from Hella Vegan Eats and drink all the booze. It’s so easy! See you there!
Annnd here’s the menu:
Oakland’s Hella Vegan Eats is hella delicious and you need to hella be eating it right now! »
Over the past couple of weeks I’ve had the absolute pleasure of eating as much food from the Oakland-based Hella Vegan Eats as humanly possible. Seriously, I’ve been surviving almost exclusively on their bounty of deliciousness. I’ve buried myself in mountains of tamales and eaten myself out in mere minutes! Please forget that you ever read that sentence! On to the food!
Let me give you a list of all the OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING food I’ve been eating. Nothing has been short of the best g-d thing I’ve ever eaten and here’s the list: Navajo Fry Bread topped with deliciousness like quinoa, sweet potatoes, and other such yum; Orzo with Butternut Squash “Cheddar;” Cranberries and Shaved Brussels Sprouts; Spiced Apple Fritters (HOLY FUCK), and Vanilla-Chai Horchata. And then there are the tamales. OH THE TAMALES! Oy, they are so magical! Perfect masa stuffed with fillings like Spicy Black Bean, Al Pastor, Thai Peanut, or Green Mole. Seriously, so many fresh veggies—including things like purple cauliflower! so pretty!—and tender homemade seitan. I can’t even tell you HOW FUCKING GOOD THIS FOOD IS. Sorry, I am excited, and also very sad that I have none of it left and am forced to eat a stupid-ass massaged kale salad for dinner and be sad. [Ed note: Those tamales are the m-fing best, Laura does not lie! —Meave]
Right now, you can only get Hella Vegan Eats at events, or have them cater your parties (DO THIS), but they are currently in La Cocina’s incubator program and are working toward a food truck, and then world domination. I’m in! I will fight in whatever crazy vegan army they need me to, and you totally want me on your side, because not only am I certifiably nuts with nothing to lose, I can stuff tamales even faster than I eat them. For every tamale I eat, I will stuff two. We can’t lose!
[Photos from Yelp because I ate everything too fast to take pictures because I don’t fuck around when it comes to eating.]
NYC doesn’t get to have all the holiday pop-up shop-up fun! This Sunday, Dec. 4, let’s all go to the holiday shopping and binge eating event at Oakland’s Rock Paper Scissors Collective as it looks to be hella super fun! All eats by Hella Vegan Eats (TAMALES!) and maybe Fat Bottom Bakery (CAKE!) so let’s all stuff our faces and support rad local business this holiday season and then feel superior to the idiots supporting our economy on the backs of other, even poorer economies. Oh, we’re all so fucked! Ho ho ho!