Wolves are on the endangered list in every state but Alaska and Montana, but the government is going to start shooting them from the sky! Another idea is to gas wolf pups. That fucking rules.
From the Huffington Post:
“As the wolf populations increase, the depredations increase and the number of wolf removals will increase. It’s very logical,” said Mark Collinge, Idaho director for Wildlife Services, the U.S. Department of Agriculture branch that removes problem wolves, typically by shooting them from aircraft. “You just have to accept that part of having wolves is having to kill wolves,” he said.
Um, what a dick. We don’t “have” wolves, they live on the damn planet. Maybe part of “having” wolves is accepting that they will eat some of your “livestock” and crash your hunting parties. Really, that’s what some people are worried about: the wolves will be competition for the “big game” hunters.
They could relocate wolves, even sterilize some of them. Or even FENCE IN THE LIVESTOCK so they’re not such easy prey! But seriously, gassing wolf babies? That’s some cold shit. You would gas this adorable wolf pup learning to howl?