vegansaurus!

» A Fire Inside, aspiring East Bay vegan bakery, needs our help!

If you all had the pleasure of trying the Weekend Ruiner cinnamon rolls at the last SF Vegan Bakesale, you know what a talent Davey Surcamp is. Those massive balls of sugary dough topped with an orangey cream cheese concoction were one of the absolute best things I’ve ever eaten. And I’ve eaten, folks. I’ve eaten.

Well, Davey has some ambitious new plans. He wants to open a vegan bakery in the East Bay, and he wants you to help fund it. Remember when we were all like OMG GIVE MONEY TO MISSION STREET FOOD and they were all OMG VEGAN MONEY EW and we were all FUCK A DINOSAUR DICK and they were all YOU DO THE SAME? Well, that’s like this but all the monies goes to a go-getting young vegan lad who wants to feed you with the finest breads and baked good treats that you’ll ever eat.

He wants to raise at least $35,000 and if he doesn’t, not a penny of your money goes to him. So really, it’s an investment in an investment. And the pay off could be huge, right? Come on, invest in a vegan’s dreams. Don’t buy your seventh scarf this holiday season at H&M, and instead choose vegan pastries. You know you want it, fatty.