How turtles got their groove back »
Oh, turtles, you and your sexytimes. More than 100 diamondback terrapins shut down a runway at JFK Airport. Haha! The turtles were looking for a good place to lay their eggs, and they had to cross the runway to get to the water. Wildlife specialists moved them out of harm’s way so that those at the top of the food chain can get on with their nature-subjugating lives. PRIORITIES, y’all. But seriously, work what your mamas gave you, turtles! GET IT ON!