The Onion continues to be one of the only news sources to trust in America. Seriously, send this to everyone you know who still goes to the horror show that is the circus. There are a million ways to teach kids to love and respect animals and taking them to a zoo or circus ain’t one of ‘em. I still remember visiting the Oakland Zoo when I was a kid and crying for like a week over the elephant who just stood on a chunk of concrete. So fucking traumatic. If you don’t want your kids to end up like me (and you DO NOT), then do not patronize these monstrosities!
∞ posted at 13:08 by laurahooperb