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10/27/2011

This month’s SF Vegan Drinks celebrates Halloween!  »

It’s that time of the month again, and I don’t mean my PMS (although that, coincidentally, is also happening right now, so BACK THE FUCK OFF). What I mean is it’s time for SF Vegan Drinks, the monthly party sponsored by VegNews and your Vegansauri at Martuni’s. Swing on by tonight (Thursday, Oct. 27, 6-8 p.m.) to get drink-drank-drunk with us. In celebration of Halloween, the $5 drink special is a “Trick or Treat Martini” made with Stoli Chocolate Raspberry vodka, which sounds ah-mazing but also not really as All Hallows’ Eve themed as the copious amounts of vegan popcorn you can consume. If you’re very concerned about this discrepancy, just join me in having two or five of these drinks and you’ll feel much better.

09/27/2011

Vegan Drinks SF is Thursday!   »

The September installment of SF vegan drinks has been announced! You will be there on the 29, right? Cause Sarah M. Smart and I like to go to each table and introduce ourselves/make friends with everyone there. Actually, she is much better at it than me. I went back to our table after meeting about three people. It’s just so strenuous!


As usual, it’s at Martuni’s (corner of Market and Valencia). The veg drink special will be Pirate Punch — what it contains I cannot tell you, but there is not a doubt in my mind that it will be delicious. AND STRONG. Now you know why I keep going back.
See you there!

08/24/2011

Hey, SF! Vegan Drinks is upon us!  »

My favorite thing in the world is picking popcorn out of my teeth. Why? Because it gives me something to do AND it means I just ate a shit-ton of popcorn, which is one of many reasons to go to August’s SF Vegan Drinks tomorrow, Aug. 25, from 6 to 8 p.m at Martuni’s.

Why else would you go? Besides all-you-can-eat vegan popcorn, you can get hammered meet other local vegans and network to your little heart’s content. This month’s special is something called the “VDSF,” a martini with this new SF edition of Absolut Vodka (no idea) and juice, for $5. VegNews will provide attendees with a list of nearby veg restaurants to help you soak up the booze later, and if you’re working on a veg project, you can yak into the microphone to anyone who will listen at 7:45 p.m. Plus if you’re like me—cough-UNEMPLOYED-cough—you don’t have an excuse NOT to go. I’m bummed they did away with the vegan hot dogs, but I hate everything there’s always next time.

07/25/2011

SF Vegan Drinks is Thursday!  »

Hey vegan drinkers, guess who got a new job?! Me! So guess who can attend next week’s installment of vegan drinks? ME! Scout out the shy-but-intellectual-looking one in the corner. Or the balls-to-the-wall drunk, I could easily be either.
As usual, it will be held at Martunis (on the corner of Valencia and Market Streets) from 6 to 8 p.m. this Thursday, July 28. I am so getting seven trying the $5 Summer Mai Tai Martini special!

 

06/21/2011

Calling all vegan drinkers: SF Vegan Drinks on Thursday!  »

Man, I want to try one of the $5 Tropical Dream Martini’s that Martuni’s will be serving. There is nothing I love more than drink specials and sexy vegan lushes. Call me for the afterparty! (I have to work. No fun for me!)

As always, it’s at Martuni’s (the corner of Valencia and Market Streets), from 6 to 8 p.m. on Thursday, June 30. More info here.

04/28/2011

Tonight: SF Vegan Drinks!  »


There’s a lot of that going around, eh? Yes, you lucky ducks, it’s vegan drinks in SF tonight too!:

SF Vegan Drinks is here! Come meet other awesome herbivores and have a little after-work fun. Be sure to come out to enjoy a great drink special—this month, $5 chocolate martinis—as well as all-you-can-eat vegan popcorn. Come see just how utterly enjoyable the veg life can be, how many martinis it takes to meet someone new, and how many other locals you haven’t met yet!  

Thursday, Apr. 28 from 6 to 8 p.m. at Martuni’s, 4 Valencia St. at Market Street. Contact Lyndsay Orwig with any questions.

Sponsored by: VegNews magazine and Vegansaurus!

Unfortunately, I can’t make it to the SF one but there should be some Vegansaurs there and plenty of other hot vegans! So get out, get drunk, get crazy!

03/31/2011

March SF Vegan Drinks is TONIGHT!  »

What up, y’all! Here’s my copy-and-pasted vegan drinks announcement. Plagiarizing from myself, that’s my new thing! And by new, I mean I’ve been doing it for years, just in the sense that like, the history of humans on earth is new, you know?

The gloriously tipsy vegan drinks is tomorrow night, and we know all you boozehounds want to get drunk as a skunk* with us. Then, let’s go eat everything in the city OMG FUN.

As usual, adorable and awesome Lyndsay has the details:

The February installment of Vegan Drinks is Thursday, Feb. 24, at Martuni’s (Valencia @ Market Streets). As always, there will be a great drink special—this month is $5 strawberry and lime rickeysa host of nonalcoholic beverage options, and all-you-can-eat popcorn!

SF Vegan Drinks is, as always, sponsored by VegNews and Vegansaurus, and runs from 6 to 8 p.m. Have something to say? The mic opens at 7:45 for announcements about any veg projects you’ve been working on. Don’t worry, no bad open-mic poetry, we promise! Unless you’re into that and then: BRING IT ON, Shakespeare!

*hello, saying that exists simply because it rhymes! people are stupid! me included!

02/23/2011

February SF Vegan Drinks!  »

What up, y’all! The gloriously tipsy vegan drinks is tomorrow night, and we know all you boozehounds want to get drunk as a skunk* with us. Then, let’s go eat everything in the city OMG FUN.

As usual, adorable and awesome Lyndsay has the details:

Just a heads-up that the February installment of Vegan Drinks is Thursday, Feb. 24 at Martuni’s (Valencia at Market Streets). As always, there will be a great drink special (this month: $5 Passion fruit, pear, and pomegranate martinis, HELLO GORGEOUS), a host of nonalcoholic beverage options (BOO! I joke, I joke), and all-you-can-eat popcorn!

SF Vegan Drinks is, as always, sponsored by VegNews and Vegansaurus, and runs from 6 to 8 p.m. Have something to say? The mic opens at 7:45 for announcements about any veg projects you’ve been working on. Don’t worry, no bad open-mic poetry, we promise! Unless you’re into that and then: BRING IT ON, Shakespeare!

*hello, saying that exists simply because it rhymes! people are stupid! me included!

01/26/2011

SF Vegan Drinks is back! This Thursday!  »

Happy New Year! Along with other things that are inappropriate to say at the end of January, such as, “Why is the Christmas tree still up?” and “Why isn’t there a WHITE History Month?”

It’s 2011, the holidays are a distant memory, fake summer is here, and it’s time for the triumphant return of SF Vegan Drinks. I bet you forgot all about it! I did too, until Lyndsay sent us this boss press release that I’ve thoughtfully cut and pasted:

Just a heads-up that the January installment of Vegan Drinks is Thursday, Jan. 27 at Martuni’s (Valencia @ Market Streets). It’s been two months since our last meeting, and is the first Vegan Drinks of 2011, so let’s make it big! As always, there will be a great drink special (this month: $5 Vegan Bloody Mary’s), a host of nonalcoholic beverage options, and all-you-can-eat vegan hot dogs and popcorn!

SF Vegan Drinks is, as always, sponsored by VegNews and Vegansaurus, and runs from 6 to 8 p.m. Have something to say? The mic opens at 7:45 for announcements about any veg projects you’ve been working on. Don’t worry, no bad open-mic poetry, we promise!

10/28/2010

The last SF Vegan Drinks of 2010 is TONIGHT!  »

Let’s celebrate this shit-tay weather by getting shitfaced with our vegan brethren at Martuni’s for the last SF Vegan Drinks of the year! Sad face. As always, SF Vegan Drinks is sponsored by your Vegansaurus, and the wonderful folks at VegNews, who bring you this important message:

The special drink this month is a Pumpkin-based (Yes!) Fall Harvest Martini for $5. IS THAT NOT ENOUGH!?

 We’ll also be cooking up some more vegan hot dogs. For only 98 cents a piece, you can satisfy your after-work hunger. There will also be all the vegan popcorn you can eat!

This is by the way all lies, because I “can” eat a fuckton of popcorn. And a fuckton of just about anything else, even though we’re all secretly anorexics with latent foie gras desires. So join the rest of us at the hot dog/popcorn feeding trough from 6 to 8 p.m. tonight. I’ll be the one not wearing a name tag. Again.

PLEASE NOTE: I copied the last bit of this post directly from Steve. He’s out of the country or something so this is the one time I’m in favor of DON’T ASK DON’T TELL, capiche!?

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