Wow, MMU, you’re so right! I’m glad we have these little chats.
Hey, MMU! I didn’t know you knew how to cook! Say, what’s that you got growing there?
Click through to flickr to send to your omni pals.
What a beautiful poem, MMU! You are as talented as you are wise.
Updated for hilarious dramaqueen omnivore commentary! One person’s reaction to this week’s MMU:
How fucking ableist is vegansaurus? Wow. Ok, so you must magically come up with the money, obviously. And it doesn’t matter if your eating disorder will relapse. Nor does it matter if your body will have a reaction. Basically, no excuses. STFU and go vegan! Ableism whaaat?
OMG you must magically come up with the money NOT to buy meat! WTF WHO DO WE THINK WE ARE?! On top of that, not eating meat one day a week will give you an eating disorder! Serious LULZ, guys. Keep it coming. You crack me up!
So simple when you put it that way, MMU! You are so smart. But dang, ever heard of recycling?
More great info from the Meatless Monday Unicorn! As per usual, it’s on flickr if you want to send this week’s message to remind your omni pals to go meatless tomorrow. And holler at me if you have any questions you’d like the MMU to answer.