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04/21/2011

Tyson’s latest billboard. It’s for Last Chance for Animals. He’s making out with a dove. Like, I kinda want to rescue that dove.
From LCA:

Tyson, who has been vegan for over a year and a half, said about being part of this PSA with Last Chance for Animals’ “I am truly honored and grateful to be a part of this cause. It’s been a while since an organization has wanted me for anything and to be a part of something that benefits people and animals in such a positive way is a blessing.”
On being asked what it is like being vegan, Tyson replied; “I have been a vegan for almost two years now and the benefits have been tremendous. I have more stamina and it helps keep me in a positive state of mind. I didn’t realize how weighed down I was when I ate meat. I never really felt 100 percent until I freed it from my diet. Now, I can’t imagine going back to meat. I feel incredible.”

Aw I was sad when I read that comment about it being a long time since an organization has wanted to work with him. Then I remembered he’s a rapist. That sobered me right up! But there are many people who adopt a vegan diet as an anti-violence stance so maybe it is part of a self-imposed rehabilitation. After all, there are all those great “dogs behind bars" programs that help inmates learn empathy and how to care for another being through caring for a dog. They’ve proven very successful. And people who abuse animals often have a history of violence against people too so maybe they are intrinsically related.
Maybe veganism is the only way for society to become truly non-violent. Maybe? A wise man (aren’t they all?) once said, “As long as there are slaughterhouses, there will be battlefields.” I think it was Tolstoy. Yep, Google agrees. Anyway, that quote works on lots of levels. So deep.

Tyson’s latest billboard. It’s for Last Chance for Animals. He’s making out with a dove. Like, I kinda want to rescue that dove.

From LCA:

Tyson, who has been vegan for over a year and a half, said about being part of this PSA with Last Chance for Animals’ “I am truly honored and grateful to be a part of this cause. It’s been a while since an organization has wanted me for anything and to be a part of something that benefits people and animals in such a positive way is a blessing.”

On being asked what it is like being vegan, Tyson replied; “I have been a vegan for almost two years now and the benefits have been tremendous. I have more stamina and it helps keep me in a positive state of mind. I didn’t realize how weighed down I was when I ate meat. I never really felt 100 percent until I freed it from my diet. Now, I can’t imagine going back to meat. I feel incredible.”

Aw I was sad when I read that comment about it being a long time since an organization has wanted to work with him. Then I remembered he’s a rapist. That sobered me right up! But there are many people who adopt a vegan diet as an anti-violence stance so maybe it is part of a self-imposed rehabilitation. After all, there are all those great “dogs behind bars" programs that help inmates learn empathy and how to care for another being through caring for a dog. They’ve proven very successful. And people who abuse animals often have a history of violence against people too so maybe they are intrinsically related.

Maybe veganism is the only way for society to become truly non-violent. Maybe? A wise man (aren’t they all?) once said, “As long as there are slaughterhouses, there will be battlefields.” I think it was Tolstoy. Yep, Google agrees. Anyway, that quote works on lots of levels. So deep.

03/04/2011

SF Bay Area weekend events spectacular!  »

There’s a lot going on this weekend in the bay area. I’m gonna run some of the events for you so that you can live life to its fullest without lifting a finger. And isn’t that the goal? IT IS. Without further ado:

1) The Safari Club is in Foster City on Saturday and they are the fucking grossest worst: rich gross freak shows who travel around murdering animals in the wild while claiming to be a wildlife conservation group! More like a MONSTER PRESERVATION GROUP FOR MONSTERS. Anyway, tell them to get fucked at the protest.

2) Also on Saturday, there’s a fundraiser happy hour for Northern California Family Dog Rescue at Doc’s Clock! Go indulge your habit, it’s for the animals!

3) On Sunday, it’s Cupcakes for Choice! Eat sweet treats and raise money for Planned Parenthood! What could be better for your vagina and the vaginas you care about? DON’T ANSWER THAT.

4) On Sunday at 7 p.m., Mickacoo Pigeon and Dove Rescue is having a fundraiser at the SF Pour House! They will be screening the debut of Animal Planet’s show about (convicted rapist) Mike Tyson and his racing pigeons, Taking on Tyson. Come on down for drink specials and give some money to help the birdies!

5) TONIGHT! Vegan artist (and Vegansaurus fave!) Rick Kitagawa of Monkey + Seal fame is part of an art show about mythological beasts that looks to be rad and amazing! Also, Black Orchid Bakery (another Vegansaurus fave!) will be there with delightful vegan treats and also: Local Flavor SF will have VEGAN TACOS. It will run from 7 to 11 p.m. at Big Umbrella Studios in SF.

Am I missing anything?? Who knows, who cares! Well, I guess I do, so let me know!

[SuperPigeon from Mickacoo!]

11/08/2010

Meet your new ruling class overlords: The Power Vegans  »

Businessweek informs us of an important new trend among CEOs in our ruling class elite: they’re going vegan. Already bored of private jets and trophy wives, these wealthy and powerful men (yes, just men) are looking to veganism to remind the rest of us down here exactly how wealthy and powerful they are. Veganism, you see, is the new status symbol, available only to those who can afford such luxuries with such exotic names like “tofurkey” or “rice and beans.”

Or so Businessweek says. The truth is probably much more mundane than that. If 1 percent of America is vegan, well statistically speaking, that should include 1 percent of CEOs. OK, so Steve Wynn, John Mackey and Biz Stone are vegan, but of that group, Mackey and Stone were vegan before finding their success. So where’s the trend?

If anything, the wealthy business community is going the opposite direction, by riding the Ayn Rand wave that’s been sweeping the (wealthy/white) nation since Day 1 of Obama’s presidency. Fantasizing over “going Galt” is just the gateway drug to social Darwinism, and by extension, dietary Darwinism: the conceit that we must dominate and eat captive animals to prove that humans are always and forever “the fittest.”

I suppose we should be thankful for any positive mainstream media coverage on veganism, but really, it would be great to knock it off with the “men who choose veganism do so for manly masculine reasons, such as power! and strength! and display of riches to attract a suitable mate to bear our male heirs!” message. Whether it’s “hegans” or “power vegans,” all these attempts to rebrand veganism for men (for manly masculine men) just come off as defensive.

Or like we’re over-compensating. Because everyone knows that cooking food and other maternal things, like fussing over cute little animals, is and should always remain the province of women and their ovaries. Never mind that the choice to go vegan is nearly always one of both reason and emotion: “we just don’t have enough land and water to keep eating like this”/”torturing animals in factories is depressing and horrific”— thoughts that are equally available in the healthy brains of both genders.

It’s hard to say what this made-up-the-night-before-deadline trend piece is for, other than to annoy vegan bloggers, delight Ingrid Newkirk, and get Joel Stein paid. No one reads Businessweek after all, unless they’re stuck waiting in a dentist’s office for more than 20 minutes. But if idolizing rich and powerful men is what it takes to peel away a handful of new vegans, then I guess we’ll take it. I’m especially looking forward to my review copy of the Power Vegan Cookbook. It’s amazing what you can whip up if you keep your kitchen pantry stocked with personal chefs and an American Express Centurion Card.

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