vegansaurus!

12/01/2011

Those adorable godless harpies at the hairpin had a vegan nog-off and we are flagellating* ourselves for not thinking of it first GODDAMMIT VEGANSAURUS! All we do is eat all the food and drink all the alcohol and WE FUCKING LOVE NOG!** There is no excuse for our behavior. NO EXCUSE!
I am disgusted with and by and for us. 
While we’re flagellating* ourselves in the vegan fatty shame corner, please check out the nog-off; it looks like the nogs all faired pretty well, except for that shit made with tofu but no doy.
Added bonus! Our Jenny, a vegan chef of extreme talent, created a nog recipe just for you that’ll blow the socks off all those other bullshit nog recipes. And it goes like-uh this:
Ingredients4 cups cashew cream Some lucuma powder (raw foodists love this shit, it will give it a buttery taste)Some cinnamon (teaspoon? experiment, get loose!)Some nutmeg (teaspoon? experiment, get loose!)1/4 cup agave nectar
Some vanilla extract (use the $$$ stuff, it’s worth it!)HELLA RUM (get real loose!)

Blend all that up in a VitaMix (accept no substitutions!)

Please make and report back! 
*Does that mean beating up? or farting on? whatever, we are doing both.**We even entered a nog-in in 2009! A motherfucking NOG-IN.

Those adorable godless harpies at the hairpin had a vegan nog-off and we are flagellating* ourselves for not thinking of it first GODDAMMIT VEGANSAURUS! All we do is eat all the food and drink all the alcohol and WE FUCKING LOVE NOG!** There is no excuse for our behavior. NO EXCUSE!

I am disgusted with and by and for us. 

While we’re flagellating* ourselves in the vegan fatty shame corner, please check out the nog-off; it looks like the nogs all faired pretty well, except for that shit made with tofu but no doy.

Added bonus! Our Jenny, a vegan chef of extreme talent, created a nog recipe just for you that’ll blow the socks off all those other bullshit nog recipes. And it goes like-uh this:

Ingredients
4 cups cashew cream 
Some lucuma powder (raw foodists love this shit, it will give it a buttery taste)
Some cinnamon (teaspoon? experiment, get loose!)
Some nutmeg (teaspoon? experiment, get loose!)
1/4 cup agave nectar
Some vanilla extract (use the $$$ stuff, it’s worth it!)
HELLA RUM (get real loose!)

Blend all that up in a VitaMix (accept no substitutions!)

Please make and report back! 

*Does that mean beating up? or farting on? whatever, we are doing both.
**We even entered a nog-in in 2009! A motherfucking NOG-IN.

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