Want to work for minimum wage creating crappy food? Well, we’ve got a job for you in Florida! Oh no, NOT YOU, FATTY. This job isn’t for chubalubs because you see, it’s a small kitchen and you’re in the public eye! BACK OF THE BUS FOR YOU, TUBBY! That is, if the bus can sustain your fat ass!
Good to see that such compassionate people are spreading the veg message. Makes us all look super welcoming and not at all fucking insane. Also, I like how you’re supposed to TEXT MESSAGE for an interview? Seems super legit, these people obviously know how to run a business!
Now please excuse me while I go text them some SSBBW nudies! They’re gonna be ass deep in naked fat chicks (and dudes!) by 4 pm PST.
UPDATE: The name of this Cafe is Leafy Greens. Here is their Yelp page, feel free to leave a shitty review.