Dogs need Snuggies too! I know you might be thinking, “This is CRAZY (stupid),” but come on! It keeps them warm—especially necessary in this chillywilly SF weather—and leaves their paws free to do other things. Activities pictured on the package include changing the television channel, eating popcorn, playing backgammon, and smoking ciggies (JK smoking’s bad for you).
Snag yours at Walgreens for only $10, and give the gift of fleecy love to your favorite canine. While you’re at it, get yourself a human version (It’s the fanny pack of 2009! And 2010! That doesn’t even make sense!), take a photo, and submit it to one of those “I look like my companion animal” competitions. You know you want to, fame whore.