Help this pit bull and chihuahua dream team, please! JUST LOOK AT THAT PHOTO. »
Reader Lis lives in the Pittsburgh area, and she has a friend who needs to home two dogs, a chihuahua and a pit bull! They are a bonded pair, so if you adopted them, you could get like an AWESOME family with NO work. It’s like you adopted a kid the day they before they left for Harvard on a full scholarship. Seriously, LIVING THE DREAM.
If you’re interested, or know anyone who might be, holler at Lis! Please note: You must be hella responsible and awesome and pay an adoption fee because these dogs are rad and you gotta want them. Plus, when they graduate, they’ll make you all sorts of money and keep you in the softest (faux) chinchilla fur. HERE’S THE INFO:
I am a vegan living in Pittsburgh area and have a friend who lives near me, currently in a predicament. She is in a financial crisis and must move, and cannot stay in an apartment with the number of animals she has, nor the pitbull she has. The issue is that there are two dogs, a pit and a chihuahua, who are a bonded female pair. They must go together, and are some characters! I fostered these two years back, and the problems always was, people either want one type of dog or the other, usually not both.
These two femme fatales are vegan. Nina was an abused pitbull who is scared of her own shadow, and Dutch is the chihuahua who came along and decided she would take Nina under her wing, and thus is fiercely protective of her pittie. The 8-pound gargoyle and the 55-pound helpless princess of the castle. They are darling. We will transport them for the right home ANYWHERE. I put a picture in here just so you can see their true love.
Rescue Chocolate: greatest company ever, order everything! »
You guys all know about Rescue Chocolate, right?! If you don’t it’s probably because you’re less charitable and compassionate than I but it’s okay. I will illuminate you and in return, you owe me your first born. Now, don’t EVER EVER had a kid and we’re even stevens!
Rescue Chocolate is an all vegan chocolate company that donates 100% of their proceeds to animal rescue. HOW RAD IS THAT? And the actual chocolate? I tried it this weekend when I was in Portland (JEALOUS?) and it was SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD. I had the Peanut Butter Pit Bull, which I bought strictly because it has a cute-ass pit bull on it, and I was expecting to LIKE it but I LOVED it! Usually dark chocolate is just too bitter for me because I’m a delicate flower but this was SO good — peanut butter mixed with rice krispies (SO SMART) and then coated with creamy dark chocolate. It tasted like a high-class Butterfinger and you know what they say about those things: If you lay a finger on my Butterfinger, I’ll murder your whole family.
Inside pic of a PBPB, GIVE IT TO ME:
UPDATE 9/2/11: I am bummed to find out that Rescue Chocolate isn’t on the Food Empowerment Project’s list of places that don’t use slave labor to get their chocolate. I am sorry I didn’t check the list first, because it’s such a good guide and I really do want to support places that are guaranteed happy for everyone. Rescue Chocolate, please use the good stuff so I can go back to ordering massive quantities on the reg!
We love us some pit bulls and we love us some Jen Oaks and we love us some cute-ass shit so WHAT’S UP PIT BULL VALENTINES!?!? I am buying a million of these and declaring my love all willy-nilly to every Tom, Dick, and Harry who passes my way. Homeless gentleman who washed my car windows without asking and then wanted $5? I LOVE YOU, TOO.
No need for to freak because that’s a rubber chicken, yall. Actually, only need for vegans to freak is over THAT FUCKING AWESOME DOG and THAT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL BRIDGE. <3 San Francisco today.
That cat is all, “UGH I HATE TO CUDDLE AFTER YOU ARE SO NEEDY.” But not really because that’s more disgusting than anything else. Also, if there is ever a movie made about Star Jones and her gay ex-husband, these two should play them.
Merry Christmas! We love you!
It’s Veterans Day and that’s really important. It sucks that it’s smack in the middle of the week and a lot of people don’t even know it’s happening and we don’t have 19 days off to celebrate it because it’s not a Christian holiday but you know.
Anyway, in honor of Veterans Day, you should donate (even a dollar helps! at least that’s what they tell us and if we all gave a dollar, etc) to these fine folks, and also, check out Mental Floss page of dogs greeting soldiers returning home from war. It’s pretty fantastic, the dogs go apeshit. BRING OUR SOLDIERS HOME is what the dogs seem to be saying. I’m pretty sure I’m not anthropomorphizing. I posted my favorite above because HEY THAT’S A CUTE-ASS PIT BULL!!
PeeWee (aka, BeeWee) wishes you all a very Happy Halloween!