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02/21/2012
Photo Gallery: Cute-ass pit bull puppies! »
Laura really wanted me to make a pit bull puppy photo gallery and I only want to make Laura happy! Plus, I have a new theory that looking at cute baby animal pictures raises your oxytocin levels and that that will boost your mood. I call it “Squee Therapy.” So, here’s the babies!:
1. Chuckles
From Ihasahotdog.com
2. “but…but… I didn’t mean to”
From Thedognapper.com
3. “Look, mom! I’m swimmin’ by myself!”
From Mediabistro.com
4. Sweepy
From Thecuteproject.com
5. “but whyyyy?”
From Brandonbond.com
6. Glamour shot
From Thedogfiles.com
7. “what am I forgetting?”
From Cutepuppies.net
8. I don’t know what to write for this one—ideas? Hipstamatic pup?
From Redditmeme.com
9. Pocket pup!
From Rswatski
10. I call this, “cutest shit ever.”
From Themacinator
Yay pit bull puppies! If you want to adopt a pit bull, basically go to any shelter in the United States. And of course Petfinder works too!
For more cute adoptable pups and a lot of info on the many wonders of the pit bull, go to Badrap.com. Check out their How to Help page for things you can do for this put-upon breed.
PS: I’m reminded by a reader to add that while puppies are the cutest greatest, they are a hassle! JK, that’s not what she said (but it’s true); but seriously, folks, puppies are great but there are plenty of pit bull pups in shelters already so please spay and neuter your dogs! No more homeless pups!
∞ posted at 04:18 by youtalkfunny 
10/20/2010
The news you need: cute staffie video! »
Watch this adorable video by a little British girl who loves her adopted staffie (Staffordshire bull terrier, i.e. pit bull) and try not to die:
[can’t see the video? watch it on vegansaurus.com!]
∞ posted at 08:11 by youtalkfunny
09/20/2010
» What happened to Michael Vick's pit bulls? An update!
WHYY did an interview with Jim Gorant last Wednesday, author of Lost Dogs. At the beginning, he addresses the issue of whether it’s good use of resources to rehabilitate Vick’s dogs, considering just how many homeless dogs there are and how much work goes into rehab for dogs abused in dog-fighting. I think he and I agree that these dogs deserve a chance at a good life, and that this particular case did a lot to pit bulls in the public eye. One of the dogs is even a therapy dog in California! So awesome. They interview the “mother” of that dog. They say “mother,” OMG WHYY, you’re so cute!
Some people say that though it’s a terrible thing to happen to these dogs, it’s the best thing to happen to pit bulls in a long time. It brought so much attention to the disgusting world of dog-fighting and it also shed light on just how great pit bulls can be. Another point he raises is that, in this case, each dog is being evaluated individually to judge their temperaments. This is another positive step for pit bulls—it’s like Gorant says, you can’t be a breedist: “You can say some general things about breeds but you really have to go dog-by-dog, and that applies to pit bulls as much as anything else.”
What do you guys think? Any pit bull lovers/haters in the crowd? Anyone else an Eagles fan and Vick-hater like me? E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!
∞ posted at 10:42 by youtalkfunny
09/02/2010
Somewhere in America, a pitbull is popping Viagra »
Ingrid the pitbull is fucking adorable. She also needs to take Viagra daily to continue living. It sounds totally crazy, but it’s true. Ingrid suffers from serious heart problems and the Viagra, along with a host of other medications, is keeping her blood flowing and is helping to regulate her condition.
Unfortunately, Ingrid’s heart conditions come from the fact that she’s spent most of her life being tied to a fence and used as a bait dog in pitbull fights. According to NBC New York, which broke the story earlier this year, Ingrid had 14 pounds of fluid in her abdomen when she was rescued by shelter workers in Huntington, NY. However, she’s recovered steadily and according to workers at the shelter where she is currently housed, she is doing really well and is cheerful and a delight to be around. Despite being so mistreated, Ingrid likes EVERYONE. WHO AMONG US CAN SAY THAT?
WAIT A SECOND! IN A SHELTER? That’s right! Despite the fact that this fucking dog is so fucking adorable that I want to go to New York and feed her Viagra myself, NO ONE HAS STEPPED UP TO BRING HER HOME AND GIVE HER THE LIFE SHE DESERVES! What’s up with that? Are you in New York? ARE YOU GOING TO GET UP ON THIS? Her nickname is “The Love Bunny!” Look at this video of Ingrid being hello cute.
And now that you understand how awesome she is, here is her adoption page, but FAIR WARNING! SHE IS ALSO DRESSED AS A SEVENTIES PIMP IN THESE PICTURES! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THAT? Actually, that may be some kind of “California Girls” get-up, but I prefer the ’70s pimp image. It makes me chuckle!
WHAT AN AWESOME DOG!
∞ posted at 13:40 by judgejudy 
04/13/2010
Help animals, get chunky! »
I just heard about Rescue Chocolate when Food Fight Grocery tweeted about their Peanut Butter Pit Bull chocolate bar yesterday, declaring it “weirdly good.” Kind of an odd endorsement, but what an adorable company! They sell vegan chocolates and 100 percent of the net proceeds go to animal welfare organizations! AHHHHHH! I’m overwhelmed with warm fuzzies! The only thing that could possibly make this any cuter would be if Mr. Winkle delivered the chocolates to your door on a throne made of babies.
I haven’t tried them yet but best believe I’m ordering these mofos today. They have four different chocolate creations that benefit a number of organizations.
∞ posted at 10:28 by youtalkfunny
