Happy Halloween from Teddy Bear the talking porcupine! I don’t totally understand this place where Teddy Bear lives but he’s a rescue so can’t be all bad. I don’t know. I’m trying my best. Leave me alone. Happy Halloween!
OMG I need a purse porcupine! Look out sloths, there’s some new competition on the block. They’ve titled this “Porcupine who thinks he is a puppy!” Very apt. This guy, Stinkers, was a pet in someone’s home and now lives in Alaska at a wildlife conservation center [Ed.: That means you can’t shoot him, Palin!]. He’s freaking out because they gave him some apple. I’m totally the same way!
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