Alphabet tofu! This is just a student’s design project and not an actual product, but what do you think? Dumb idea, Y/N? Would you buy? Fun for kids? What passive aggressive secret messages would you leave in your significant other’s stir fry? Discuss.
New awesome product: Dragon Lines Tempeh! »
Philip Gelb & Co. have released a line of artisan tempeh and it’s the best damn tempeh I’ve ever eaten. You don’t even have to steam this stuff before you cook it, it’s already tender and delicious. OH DON’T BELIEVE ME? Well, would you believe MILLENNIUM?* That’s right, Millennium has started serving Dragon Lines Tempeh because it’s so g-d good.
If you want some now, you have to order directly from them. It’s easy, just email and ask how you can get a bunch delivered to your face. You really should because this stuff is truly the best tempeh a person can eat in the entire world and you’re not better than Millennium, okay?
That’s all I got right now. I’m not feeling very writerly today. Or swearly even. I don’t know, maybe I’m dying.
*Also, screw you, I’m hella trustworthy in matters of food.