I’m sorry, more ridiculous news. I can’t help it, it’s really good today. I love when people die and leave all their money to their animals because that’s some crazy shit I would do. Also, hasn’t the son ever seen Beverly Hills Chihuahua? Those dogs flourish in the lap of luxury!
OMG, I have a movie idea. So the chihuahua (played by Strummer? Or Hazel in a chihuahua costume! Or maybe even Chris Kattan? Whatevs!) is all rich and shit and wins out over the evil son (played by Edward Norton?* Give that kid a break, he needs a j-o-b!), starts down the evil path of overindulgence and is like snorting coke off of stripper’s tits and wearing the finest fur of chinchilla and terrible shit like that until one day, I’m not sure why, he sees where the fur comes from and he is appalled because that’s like, his brothers and sisters (kinda), and so he starts a faux-fur fashion line that takes the world by storm! Cameos from Anna Wintour, Grace Coddington, and David Spade (as the chihuahua’s best friend from Norway)! OMG PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE THIS.
*click on Edward Norton’s name for an amazing experience you will never forget DO IT.
[Thanks for posting this in google reader, Eve Batey!]
∞ posted at 09:24 by laurahooperb