YO SLUTS! The bitch is BACK! I bet you didn’t even know I was gone because you’re a terrible friend but I was in Russia and Greece HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE! It was the “Go Big or Go Home Eating Tour of Russia and Greece 2011 Too Big to Fail” and it was ridiculous. Despite the fact that I was eating almost constantly, I lost some weight because I was also climbing up hills in thousand-degree heat to get to more food. CRUEL WORLD. Anyway, get ready to hear about everything on my trip until you wish I hadn’t been born and never visit this site again.
The Bold Italic has a piece on junk food veganism in SF. Yes! Another vegan writer in the city! Oh wait, she’s vegetarian! But she wants to be vegan! You go, girl! You can do it! Reach for the stars! Only god can judge you! Age ain’t nothing but a number!
Anyway, there are lots of delicious places mentioned in the story. Have you tried any of that junky goodness? How cute is the design on that story? How fast do you think I can gain the weight I lost in Greece and Russia via eating everything in that story—too late, already done. I’m like a cheetah, blink and you miss me. Eating a cake.
Full disclosure: I write for the Bold Italic! And also, I’m very sexy! That’s a complete full disclosure! Oh wait, I’m broke too. Now you know everything about me. And I wrote this naked. FULL DISCLOSURE. Sex sells!