vegansaurus!

Nature’s Express in Berkeley (we went to the opening, remember? And we’ve been back a couple times and it keeps getting better! Vegan Fast Food, marry us!) now has VEGAN SOFT SERVE. I wish I could make that an animated .gif with glitter around it and flashing lights pointing at it and have it light your screen on fire because this is some motherflipping N-E-W-S [Ed.: kind of like this?]. There are many places to get this in NYC, Chicago, and I’m sure in Portland because FUCKING PORTLAND WHY DO YOU RULE SO HARD I HATE YOU, but now we have it too HA HA. I haven’t tried it but apparently they serve it up on homemade waffle cones and its been on mega-sale the past two days and maybe this might continue? And by mega-sale we mean a huge waffle cone filled with it FOR ONE DOLLAR.

Our Berkeley hippie OTS (hehe) Katie says:

I’ve had two flavors now: apple cinnamon, which tasted just like my grandmother’s rice pudding, and Black Forest, which tasted like fresh cherries.

That sounds g-d tasty. Now, please excuse us while we go eat all of it. See you chumps there!

(Please note: that delicious photo isn’t from Nature’s Express, it’s from Sticky Fingers Bakery in DC—love them!—but it’s the best we got so heeeeey.)