vegansaurus!
08/25/2010
» Egg prices are rising due to recall! FUCK YEAH!
Woohoo! Make those suckers like a hundred dollars each! They’re someone’s baby, after all. Actually, If I were to ever have a baby (IUD, don’t fail me now!), I’d probably sell it for less so maybe I should stop making that argument. You might say, “LAURA! BABIES ARE OUR MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE!” And to that I say, “Also our stinkiest! Think about it!”
Think about it.
[Thanks for the heads up, Eve!]
∞ posted at 14:47 by laurahooperb 
