I WANT THOSE CARAMELIZED ONION TARTS! Like, I need them. To survive. Check here for news and updates on the Queensland flood disaster and it looks like you can make international donations to the Queensland government here.
Laura posted about this concert a little while back and the dream is now a reality! A bunch of people and their pups showed up at the Sydney Opera House for Laurie Anderson’s Music for Dogs concert. It looks as crazy as we expected.
Really though, this is super-awesome! How come I never get to go to dog concerts?! Also, if you don’t already know, Anderson is married to Lou Reed. SO WHAT?! Why do you have to define women by the men in their lives?! Jk (sort of), he totally collaborated on the project so it’s relevant. I also happen to be obsessed with Lou Reed but that’s not that relevant. My main point is: let’s have our own dog concert! But let’s make it DuWop or something, none of this avant-gag stuff! Yeah.
This isn’t really vegan-related but it is crazy-related and there are dogs involved and so I say it slides. Genius/Professional Crazy-Ass Motherfucker, Lou Reed, is performing with his wife, Laurie Anderson (another genius/crazy-ass mofo), at a concert in Sydney (San Francisco’s Sister City and Vegaroo homebase HOLLER!) that can mostly only be heard by dogs.
THAT IS CORRECT, it is a CONCERT for DOGS, performed by LOU REED and LAURIE ANDERSON.
I mean sometimes late at night when I am laying in bed, I wonder if I’m going/have gone crazy because I think about and do some pretty fucked up things but then I hear about shit like this and go, “You know what, Laura. You’re ALL RIGHT.” It’s kinda like how you think your family is totally insane growing up and then you find out that one of your friends lives in a car with her entire extended family. It just puts shit in perspective.
Further, who will pay for my ticket to this show? Also, you’ll have to pay for Hazel and Jonas and fork out the dough for Hazel’s quarantine and put us up in a hotel (WITH CABLE AND WIFI) (AND A JACUZZI) but I swear to God, I will write the best review of that concert, I promise you that! It will bring your blog tens of hits! Holler at your girl!