If you ever have the pleasure of meeting a Texan, you will learn three things:
1) They aren’t nearly as fat as the news leads you to believe. I was gypped! Is that an offensive term? Do any gypsies* know? Oh wait, is that offensive, too??
2) They know Southern hospitality! Seriously, Texans are very friendly and awesome. Wait, are they considered part of the south? Is that offensive?
3) They LOVE breakfast tacos! There’s no offending people there, it’s just a fact!
Lazy Vegan Smurf, the princess who taught me how to live during my time in Austin, just added a recipe for breakfast tacos to her blog, and I’m very excited to make it. The recipe is adorable, hilarious and awesome, just like her! I can honestly say that I messed with Texas, and I loved it!
*I can say that because I come from a long line of gypsies and other such scoundrels! And I can say that because I once had sex with a scoundrel. BAM!
VEGAN CARNE GUISADA! Wes of Don’t Lose Your Lunch is officially the Best Vegan in Texas. Title upgradable to Best Vegan West of the Mississippi if a cast-iron Dutch oven full of this manna arrives at my doorstep before spring.