Two of our great loves, together at last! This is gonna be HOT! Also, this would be a good thing to tell your parents and older family members to watch/TiVo/(il)legally download because they totally love Ellen and think that even though she’s GAY (gasp!) and VEGAN (gasp!) she’s still so very lovely and funny and approachable and doesn’t shove it in your face (my favorite thing secret bigots say) and they’ll listen to her. Honestly, this could make up for the years you’ve been preaching at them, you self-righteous vegan brat.
Jonathan Safran Foer on The Ellen Show. VEGGIE CELEBRITY POWER IGNITE! Too bad he’s straight and she’s gay and they’re both married and there is a significant and probably insurmountable age gap and they live on different coasts because IF THEY WERE A COUPLE. Watch out, world! I’m so sorry I just wrote all that.