Single Vegans, (I’m gonna help you) Put a Ring on It! (Or at least get laid!) »
I will write your personal ad. Srsly, I will write the shit out of your personal ad. I help you find love, you invite me to your wedding. And name your first born after me. That’s it. I will write you a perfect personal ad that will get you what you want. I might even screen the responses. Why? Because I’m in love with love. I love love. AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY TOO. Oh also, I might want to put your stories on Vegansaurus too. Tasteful, of course. You know how I do.
If you are into this, email me. Take a chance. This is gonna be amazing.