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11/09/2011

Eat this immediately: Gourmellows! They’re what’s for every meal if you’re not an idiot!  »

You guys, you really really really really really have to try these gourmellows from Desiderio Chocolates. Yes, gourmellow — it’s GOURMET and MARSHMALLOW made into one awkward word, but who cares, the taste is nothing short of legendary. Legendary, I say! I found them while browsing the vegan section of the adorable Abe’s Market instead of working (it’s one of the many things I do that don’t involve working), and BAM: Gourmellows:

They’re half-fudge, half-marshmallow (roughly the same composition as yours truly) and then covered in the smoothest dark chocolate I’ve ever had. It’s almost milk chocolaty. I mean, HOT DAMN! It tastes like nothing I’ve ever eaten, and I’ve eaten pretty much everything. If you don’t believe me, I’ll send pictures.

Man, I love Gourmellows so much. I’ve gotten into the adorable habit of g-chatting my boyfriend simply, “GOURMELLOW DOWN!” because it makes him sad that he’s at stupid work without delicious gourmellows and I’m living the dream!

Get at them, either via Abe’s ($14 for six, or $12.60 if you give them three friends’ email addresses, YOU ASSHOLE) or Desiderio Chocolates’ Etsy store ($6 for three). Also, their sea salt caramels are UNSANE. You like nougat? Oh, they’ve got your nougat! Oh fuck it, just get a sampler snack pack and go to town, fatty. FUCK, I see that they’ve got ROCKY ROAD, TOO. Goddammit!

Here’s the sea salt caramel:

Here’s my hand-model hand and a Gourmellow EXTREME CLOSE-UP:

03/23/2011

Vegan Peeps, y’all! And they’re called “tweets.” Way to work the Easter angle, Chicago Soy Dairy! They’re gonna be available soon, in two flavors: orange “bunnies” and lemon “chicks.” These are naturally flavored and colored and coated in vegan beet sugar. And they’re Kosher certified, so literally ANYONE can eat them. Except diabetics. Yeah, diabetics should probably stay away. 
To find out where to get them, follow Chicago Soy Dairy on twitter & facebook because it’s the future and that’s how things work!

Vegan Peeps, y’all! And they’re called “tweets.” Way to work the Easter angle, Chicago Soy Dairy! They’re gonna be available soon, in two flavors: orange “bunnies” and lemon “chicks.” These are naturally flavored and colored and coated in vegan beet sugar. And they’re Kosher certified, so literally ANYONE can eat them. Except diabetics. Yeah, diabetics should probably stay away. 

To find out where to get them, follow Chicago Soy Dairy on twitter & facebook because it’s the future and that’s how things work!

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