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11/03/2011

Vegan Thanksgiving 2011 events! Eat with the animals! Eat outside the Bay Area!  »

Friend of Vegansaurus/dynamo activist of awesomeness Shani created this list of all the vegan Thanksgiving events around THE WORLD, and we wish we could go to all of them and hug many animals and eat everything. Since we can’t, you must live for us!

Also, we’ll do up a list of S.F. Bay Area Thanksgiving events/restaurant deals/etc. (if you want to help get that list together or know of stuff happening, email me!), and if you know of any events that aren’t listed here, hit me up and we’ll update! So basically, email me so we can be BFF and talk about how pretty we both are.

Saturday, Nov. 12
Salt Lake City
Ching Farm Rescue Sanctuary’s Vegan Thanksgiving Dinner
5 p.m.

Stockton, Calif.
Harvest Home Animal Sanctuary’s Toast to the Turkeys
1 to 4 p.m.

Friday, Nov. 18
Brooklyn, N.Y.
A Very Vegan Thanksgiving
6:30 p.m.

Saturday, Nov. 19
Minneapolis
Thanksgiving Potluck
2-5 p.m.

Orland, Calif.
Farm Sanctuary’s “Celebration FOR the Turkeys”
12:30 to 8:30 p.m.

Poolesville, Md.
Poplar Spring’s “Thanksgiving with the Turkeys”
Noon to 4 p.m.

Poughquag, NY
Safe Haven Farm Sanctuary’s “Celebration for the Turkeys”
Noon to 2 p.m.

San Diego
Animal Protection and Rescue League's Eighth Annual Turkey-free Vegan Thanksgiving
2 to 5 p.m.

Milwaukee, W.I.
Vegan Thanksgiving Buffet & Potluck Feast sponsored by Milwaukee Area Resources for Vegetarianism [pdf] (Register by Nov. 15!)
5 p.m.

Sunday, Nov. 20
Acton, Calif.
Farm Sanctuary’s Animal Acres' Celebration FOR the Turkeys
2 to 5 p.m

Deer Trail, Colo.
Peaceful Prairie Sanctuary’s Living at Thanksgiving
Noon to 3 p.m.

Portland, Ore.
Compassionate Thanksgiving Vegan Potluck

10 a.m. to noon

Watkins Glen, N.Y.
Farm Sanctuary’s “Celebration FOR the Turkeys”
1 to 8 p.m.

Tuesday, Nov. 22
Nashville
Band Bros veg buffet at the Wild Cow, special Thanksgiving edition
4 to 9 p.m.

Thursday, Nov. 24
Blairstown, N.J.
Thanksgiving at For the Animals Sanctuary
Noon to 6 p.m.

Denver
Vegetarian Society of Colorado’s Thanksgiving Dinner
12:30 p.m.
Hurry, get early-bird tickets before Friday, Nov. 11!

Durham, N.C.
Triangle Vegetarian Society's Thanksgiving 2011: Vegan Feast and Raffle at Café Parizäde and Spice Street
From 11:30 a.m.

Ft. Lauderdale
Thanksgiving Dinner at Sublime
1 to 4 p.m.

Los Angeles
Vegan Thanksgiving Potluck Party

11 a.m.

Tempe, Ariz.
Thanksliving at Green New American Vegetarian Restaurant
Noon to 4 p.m.

Wilmington, N.C.
Vegan Thanksgiving 2011
4-7 p.m.

Update: VegNews added a list of 15 Thanksgiving events, too! Check ‘em out!

Also, if you’re in the S.F. Bay Area, you can  dine out on Thanksgiving at these places, and order in from these places (including desserts)! 

[Photo of Peyton from Farm Sanctuary. You can sponsor him!]

10/04/2011

Harvest Home Sanctuary’s Toast to the Turkeys celebration! Buy your tickets RIGHT NOW!  »

You know what’s fucking ridiculous? The fact that it’s almost 2012. It was JUST 1998, am I right?! How the hell are we almost living in the future!? I can’t handle this passage of time bullshit. Like sand through the fucking hour glass, so our the days of fucking lives passing us the fuck by.

Since it’s later in the year, that means time to talk turkey! More specifically, petting turkeys and feeding them cranberries (they love ‘em!). Harvest Home Sanctuary (one of our favorites!) is having their second annual Toast to the Turkeys Celebration on Saturday, Nov. 12 in honor of their rescued turkeys. You’ll get to poke around the sanctuary and hug everyone, have delicious vegan food and drink, and PARTY WITH THE TURKEYS. Ain’t no party like a turkey party ‘cause a turkey party has TURKEYS EATING CRANBERRIES.

Harvest Home Sanctuary is really wonderful, they provide excellent care to nearly 200 animals at their rescue and rehabilitation center in Stockton. If I were a rescued animal, I would totally want them to take care of me. It’s the lap of luxury!

Since Vegansaurus is an official sponsor, we will also be there; you can meet us and steal locks of our hair. So fun! If you want to join us in sponsoring the event, email Christine for more details! To buy tickets, head here.

Also, this is really cool: Woop Studios (the Harry Potter series* graphic designers!) created a turkey print for Harvest Home in honor of the event. A portion of the print sales will benefit their work so if you want rad art and want to support an amazing sanctuary, you will buy me yourself me AND yourself one today!

*HEARD OF THEM!? Well, maybe you haven’t.

[The turkey in the photo from last year’s celebration is named BURL: 1) Best name for a turkey ever; 2) How can people eat turkeys!? They’re little dinosaurs! A dinosaur will fuck your shit up!]

05/16/2011

Oh, Ginnifer Goodwin. Where do I begin?

Considering this recent clip of you on Jimmy Kimmel, and the new romcom you chose to star in, I can’t help but notice you are caught in a cycle of bad decision making. Yes, Big Love is over. I’m apprehensive too. What could possibly fill that void?  Predictable movies costarring Kate Hudson and eating meat—those are not the answers.

I feel betrayed. I loved your cover girl issue of VegNews, in which say all sorts of wonderful things about how veganism changed your life. I actually started watching Big Love because of it! I took notice of you, and started to appreciate you as an actress, but more importantly, I respected you as an activist. Whereas before, I have to admit, something about you rubbed me the wrong way.

In the above video, you perpetrate the following bullshit: “Boring health issues;” humane butchering; bacon meatloaf; rolling your eyes at and belittling your family’s veganism.

WHAT THE FUCK?! I am not pleased. My main issue with you is not that you started eating meat again (though it is distressing)—I have plenty of friends and family that do just that, and I still like them. My problem is how flippantly you laughed off veganism, made stupid jokes about it with Kimmel and completely disregarded EVERYTHING you talked about so eloquently in VegNews a mere year ago. You come off so hypocritical, it’s unbearably offensive.

Dislike, Ginnifer. Major dislike.

11/25/2010

I’d be happy to help wedge stale bread up the bird’s asshole. LOLZ FUNNY CAUSE IT’S TRUE. Someecards has gotten considerably lamer but this card is rad. Send it to all your friends with a “NOT!” or a “PSYCH!” in the email attachment and that’s that. Also, please remind them that turkeys RULE!
[via ohohmydarlin]

I’d be happy to help wedge stale bread up the bird’s asshole. LOLZ FUNNY CAUSE IT’S TRUE. Someecards has gotten considerably lamer but this card is rad. Send it to all your friends with a “NOT!” or a “PSYCH!” in the email attachment and that’s that. Also, please remind them that turkeys RULE!

[via ohohmydarlin]

(Source: hill-betty)

11/24/2010

Why turkeys RULE!  »


Sorry guys, I didn’t have a good turkey pun for the title! My bad. But as it is the week of Thanksgiving, a.k.a. Turkey Day, I thought I would bust out some knowledge and tell you all about why turkeys are totally neat.

First of all, turkeys are not dumb, bumbling idiots like people say; on the contrary, they are AWESOME. They can see in full color, run up to 25 miles an hour, and turkeys that have not been genetically perverted can fly in bursts up to 55 miles an hour. That is not even the beginning! Just read what poultry scientist (I think that means bird-torturer?) Tom Savage has to say: “I’ve always viewed turkeys as smart animals with personality and character, and keen awareness of their surroundings…the dumb tag simply doesn’t fit.” But wait there’s more!: “If you throw an apple to a group of turkeys, they’ll play with it together…kind of like football.” Um, THAT RULES. I want to marry that anecdote.

Yes, turkeys are very social animals. PETA quotes Erik Marcus on his turkey experiences: “Turkeys remember your face and they will sit closer to you with each day you revisit. Come back day after day and, before long, a few birds will pick you out as their favorite and they will come running up to you whenever you arrive. It’s definitely a matter of the birds choosing you rather than of you choosing the birds. Different birds choose different people.” Awww, they pick you. Heartwarming. Except that ALL the turkeys would come running to me because I’m sure turkeys would love me. I’ve never met any but I said the same thing about goats and it turns out goats are super into me.

Now, guess what else? Turkeys are picky eaters! They won’t just eat what’s in front of them, they will hunt around—jumping up into trees—to find the food they prefer. What do they prefer? Raspberries! That’s what the Farm Sanctuary feeds them for the big Thanksgiving party FOR the turkeys. People, I have to admit, I find picky eaters so endearing. I’m sure partly because I was branded a “picky eater” as a child and always got crap for it. In my house, being a picky eater used to mean that for some wacky reason, you didn’t want to eat steak or pork chops every night. Meanwhile, I had to deep-fat fry tofu to get my dad to try it! But whatevs, I’m totally over it. I SAID I’M OVER IT. Besides, do you know what “picky eating” actually is? A goddamn discerning palate. Turkey, YOU GO GIRL.

Wait wait wait, there’s more! Turkeys are totally into music! Yeah dude, they like songs! In the ‘70s, San Franciscan Jim Nollman did, like, choral arrangements with turkeys. I’m not even kidding!:

The San Francisco resident had learned that wild male turkeys can gobble on cue—especially in response to loud or high-pitched sounds. So Nollman visited a turkey farm in Sonoma County, sat down among 300 adult male turkeys and serenaded them with the folk song “Froggy Went a-Courtin’.” When he raised his voice during the chorus, the turkeys joined in. His recording of the event, “Music to Eat Thanksgiving Dinner By,” became a local radio hit.

You can listen to the recording on the Smithsonian website! DO IT! Because that’s kind of the coolest thing I’ve heard of since turkey football.

To top things off, there are some super-sweet stories from various turkey adoptions and rescues. See, turkeys love to cuddle and hang out with their friends and follow people around. Like this turkey named Alice (R.I.P.) at the Poplar Springs Animal Sanctuary in Maryland; she just loved kids so much! When the school kids would come to the sanctuary, she would follow them around and, needless to say, hilarity ensued:

Once when a group of students on a tour were misbehaving, their teacher ordered them to line up in single file in front of the bus. The children dutifully walked to the bus, with Alice in tow. When the teacher walked over to discuss the children’s behavior with them, he was quite surprised to see that Alice had taken her place in the lineup, directly between two of the errant youngsters, waiting patiently for the teacher’s lecture.

I know, try not to die from the cuteness! Yes, very cute but that’s not my favorite turkey! My favorite turkey is Lydia the hugging turkey (R.I.P. too) that used to live at the Farm Sanctuary in C.A. She doesn’t appear to be on Farm Sanctuary’s site anymore but basically, people would go visit her and wait in line for a hug! You would bend down and then she would come running over to you and throw her head over your shoulder. Um, KILL ME THAT’S TOO CUTE.

I’ll tell you, I can’t WAIT to get my own turkeys! One day, friends, one day. In the meantime, we can all adopt a turkey at the Farm Sanctuary! I also want you to spread the gospel about why turkeys rule! And finally, have a happy Thanksgiving everybody!

[picture from Farm Sanctuary’s celebration FOR the turkeys, 2008]

11/17/2010

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