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» Vegans! Reality TV wants YOU!

I saw this on Super Vegan today and boy am I excited! A cable network is doing a reality series on vegans with crazy meat-loving in-laws! You can embarrass your family and get famous at the same time!:

If your family dynamic is dysfunctional enough to be interesting, not only might you be the next big reality-TV star, you’ll get $7,000 for your trouble. It’s a win-win!

For more information or to throw your plant-based hat in the ring, call Pamela Hartman at 212-564-2607 x2391, or email the casting company.

AWESOME. There is of course the chance that this is all a ruse to make fun of us. Maybe they’ll only pick Café Gratitude-loving neo-hippies or straight-up nutters who happen to be vegan. Or! Maybe we’re taking over the world and people just want to make fun of controlling mother-in-laws because women are so annoying!

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I think that’s what’s happening, anyway. A vegan show on network television (is Oprah’s new station considered network television!? I do not know!). That’s pretty rad so GO VOTE. You don’t even have to register, you just have to click a button. And you can do it as many times as you want so if you’re unemployed, MAKE IT HAPN, CAPN.

In crappier news, Justin made a pretty great video about veganizing classic grill recipes and it was rejected because he had his friends in it? Although it doesn’t say in the rules that you shouldn’t have friends? What gives, Ope? Maybe she hates people with friends because it’s hard to maintain REAL and TRUE friendships when you’re unsure if people love you or your billions and billions of dollars (it’s the billions and billions of dollars TRUST NO ONE, OPE!!). I cannot imagine the Oprah that I know and love (who I am sure is going through each video herself because SHE CARES ABOUT US) rejecting something for such a ridiculous reason. Anyway, go watch and tell us what you think!