Dude it’s VEGAN BACON GREASE. How long has this isht been around and NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT IT?! Heads (of vegans!) will roll!!!!
It looks like it’s pretty widely(-ish) available and we all need to get at it now. I’m about to fry up all the things in my house. Watch out, common household plants and curtain rods. Things are about to get heated!