Happy Cinco de Mayo, AMIGOS (see what I did there)! Now go eat some of this vegan taco pizza and get ass drunk and puke in the street because that’s what Cinco de Mayo is about, right? I mean, it’s like St. Patty’s Day, take 2 with all the same cultural appropriation, cheap beer, and Stupid American Antics. That said, I’m into it! Pass the tecate!