The next SF Vegan Bakesale is Saturday, Jan. 15! »
We were rained out in December (boo!) but we’re back for more! That’s how we do! The new! and improved! bakesale will take place in the Mission in front of Speesees at 1415 Valencia St. (between 25th and 25th Streets) from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. That’s about three blocks from BART so NO EXCUSES and we’ll see your lazy asses there. Speesees is also offering a 10 percent discount on their adorable organic baby and kid clothing to all bakesale attendees. I know your friends are having kids like crazy so no reason not to buy them cute crap. This is America, after all. Consume!
SO THE QUESTION IS: Can you bake??? YEAH YOU CAN, WHAT ELSE YOU GOT GOING ON? NOTHING!!! (How rude!) Anyway, Let me know!
Above: Robin counting bakesale money like a boss. Let’s make it rain for the animals! Further, I took this photo so I ain’t linking to SHIT!
That’s a picture of the oil spill from space. FUCKING SCARY, RIGHT??
As we all sit around, feeling helpless and hating greedy consumerism and oil (which we should be doing because it’s all THE DEVIL), let’s unite and doooo SOMETHIIIING. Since we’re all psycho vegans (and vegetarians and people who appreciate how hot and smart vegans and vegetarians are), we probably have pets. Some of us have a ridiculous amount of pets too because we’re crazy animal people and will probably be featured one day on Hoarders from under a pile of newspapers being all, “I swear, I just need ‘em for the crossword puzzles!”.
But I digress. The point is, we all have animals and they’re all sheddy mo-fo’s and we need their hair and fur to combat the oil spill. Yes, their hair and fur. We’re gonna send it to Matters of Trust and then they’re gonna use it to collect oil because that’s what hair does best (my head just typed that because I totally need to shower). In fact, watch their awesome YouTube video to see how it works.
OKAY SO, we’re going to be collecting hair and fur to soak up oil at this Saturday’s SF Vegan Bakesale in front of Herbivore on Valencia. We’ll be collecting it all and shipping it in one big box (or more if you got like 50 cats) so yeah, come by! Buy a cupcake! Bring some hair! Save animals like there’s no tomorrow! BECAUSE AT THIS RATE, THERE MIGHT NOT BE. Jesus H!
[Thanks to Susie for the idea!]
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Rocket Dog Rescue Needs Foster Homes! »
That’s Kaiden. He is an awesome pit bull who gets along with everyone. He’s at a high kill shelter and Rocket Dog Rescue really wants to save him. Can you help by fostering?
RDR wants to rescue a bunch of dogs (mainly medium- and large-sized), and they need foster homes for them ASAP or they’ll have to leave them behind. Fostering is super-simple: RDR basically pays for everything and you just take care of the dog as if she were your own until she gets adopted. It’s easy-peasy. C’mon, you totally want to save a life today YOU KNOW IT. If you don’t do it, nobody else will. Seriously; that’s how it works.
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