I Want What You’ve Got by Shelly Williams.
Well hello weird vegan video! Lovely to make your acquaintance! What do we think? It’s pretty intense. I mean, I like it, but it kind of made me laugh at points when I don’t think I was supposed to laugh. But you know me, always with the inappropriate laughter! Always with the inappropriate everything, really—especially sexual advances! But I get it, we’re trying to put ourselves in the shoes* of a dairy cow; I just don’t know how many people could take it that seriously. But then again, I don’t think it’ll hurt—the more vegan videos, the merrier! That’s what I always say! Also: a meal ain’t a meal without a potato. That’s the other thing I always say.**
*Silly Megan! Cows don’t wear shoes! OR DO THEY? I don’t know, I’m not a cow expert.
**Actually, I stole that from my dad who says it was my great-grandpa who always said that. My great-grandpa or someone else old. I don’t know, my dad talks a lot, I do my best.