ANOTHER crazy holiday food challenge: veganize “the cherpumple”, a ridiculous concoction that’s a three layer cake with each layer being a different flavor of cake. You’re thinking, that’s not so ridiculous, right? WRONG! Each cake layer has a different kind of pie BAKED INTO IT. Insanity! It’s basically the sweet cake equivalent of the meat cake. NOW, who will veganize this!? On the service, it’s not as much of a challenge as the meat cake because well, there’s no meat in it, BUT THINK OF THE REWARDS! It’s SIX desserts in ONE! Holy Mother! If you do make, please let me know, so I can give you some sort of prize. The prize will most likely be an email that says WOW YOU ARE AWESOME but it might be even better. Like a naked photo. Or a chicken. And me hugging. What.
[via Andrew Sullivan]
Mac n’ Cheese Wars! We need a vegan to represent! »
Fuck those self-described “foodie” asshats, a vegan should win this shiz.
Details come from the awesome kkr:
"I encourage entries, email to enter. free to compete and there are lots of prizes like restaurant and grocery store gift certificates, omnivore books gift certificates, food goodies and CASH MONEY.”
Obvs there is no reason to attend unless you’re there killing it with your amazing vegan mac n’ cheese recipe. Back before there was even Vegansaurus, Vegansaurus hosted a Vegan Mac and Cheese BAKE-OFF. The identity of the winner has been lost to the selective memory of time, tragic. EXCEPT THAT IT WASN’T. THAT IS CORRECT I WAS THE WINNER SUCK ON THAT ETC ETC.
Word on the street is that one of the judges is very vegan-friendly so hey, there’s that. Here’s to hoping the next food war doesn’t involve pus and mucus from a tortured cow’s teat! OH LAURA, YOU JUDGEMENTAL VEGAN HOOKER blah blah blah.
Additional reporting that makes more sense over at Mission Mission.