Free We Can’t Say It’s Cheese for Californians, today only! »
That’s right, homies! I saw this on Wayfare’s twitter today—get on it! Send your mailing address to firstname.lastname@example.org and apparently they will send you free We Can’t Say It’s Cheese! Color me jealous!
We Can’t Say It’s Cheese is popping up all over town! And it’s delicious! Check it out because seriously, God helped them make it! God is the secret recipe in the special sauce!* Spotted this weekend at 26th & Guerrero Market and Rainbow Grocery.
It’s like cheese whiz but better and in a tub. Just eat it, fatties. Ooh and try the hickory-smoked cheddar-style mixed in with your homemade vegan mac and cheese. GENIUS.
*GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, PERV!