Dude. You guys, The San Francisco Zoo, one of the official Worst Places on Earth, is having a special Valentine’s Day event, Woo at the Zoo. Apparently you learn about animals doing it/possibly watch them doing it and then feast on sausages and beef tenderloin. Makes sense. I love to munch on dead pig while learning about gorilla penises! GOOD TIMES!
Filing this one under, “the world is fucked”.