John Mackey withholds larger employee discounts from larger employees. Because the way to help people lose weight (LIKE IT’S ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, YOU FUCKING CREEPY ASS CREEPAZOID) is to shame them and take away reasonably priced, healthy options. Pros: If LFB ever needs a job (and I think she might, bless her heart. that’s barely beating.), it’s 70% off every purchase! Cons: FOOD IS FATTENING!!!!
I mean, what if he said something like, “Discounts to employees who are less black.”? Or less gay? I know that people are gonna be annoyed by that because you can’t choose your race or sexuality but it’s being proven more and more that you can’t choose what you weigh, bodies are just built differently. Some people are fat, some people are thin, some people gain weight in their stomach, some people gain weight in their ass, ETC ETC ETC. Anyone who has a body can tell you that much. Maybe gym memberships and shit like that would be a smarter incentive to someone who actually gave a fuck about the health of his employees. You know, I’ve defended Whole Foods and even crazy-ass Mackey in the past but the buck stops here. When you insult fatties, IT IS ON. And god knows I still shop there but I think this is the end. I’d rather give Rainbow and mom & pops my business and they’re cheaper anyway.
YES I KNOW, this isn’t exactly vegan related but it’s kinda vegan related and you all know i’m up in it for fat politics. Do not insult a fat person, you will FEEL MY WRATH. MY WRATH THAT IS POWERED BY FAT SO DON’T MESS.