Vegan Mozzarella Sticks! We can get fatter and unhealthier by the second. Thank Chicago Soy Dairy for Teese.
This is actually the perfect use for the new Teese. It comes in the tube so it’s easy to cut out chunks, cover in delicious batter, and then fry! Plus, unlike the old Teese recipe, it stretches! I cannot wait to eat a metric ton of these suckers.
This peanut butter and banana sandwich drizzled with Grade B maple syrup has my name all over it. And by my name, I mean my mouth. And by my mouth, I mean my floor. Yes, I just made one and dropped it on my fucking floor.
OH IT’S ON, Today. You ain’t seen from crazy yet! You better pack your sorry ass on outta here before midnight TONIGHT or I’m coming correct, you feel me???